I, the Muzlem, am on a quest for world domination. However, my quest comes in the same medium, but a different manner, as the News itself. Pretty tired of sensationalized news stories framing important subjects in narrow-minded terms, and less significant matters as breaking news.
I am going to sensationalize stories about things that matter, like french fries. And I won’t start out stories about minorities by talking about them like they are aliens.